How I Exiled My Inner Bitch: A Psychological Comedy. Yes. Really. (Unabridged‪)‬

The Story.... Dionne is 36, and still hooked on the imaginary twin she invented to get through her desolate childhood. With such an odd companion, long-term relationships are impossible, and she is doomed to live her life as a serial monogamist, until the Go Along Guy shows up. Greg has denial on intravenous, so Dionne's quirks simply pass him by and, pretty soon, shallow love blossoms. Unfortunately, however, what are also blossoming are Greg's teenage daughters. They don't like Dionne and their hormones are raging.