Stop Ghosting Me

Harvest Grove News:

Favorite bar owner, Ford Prescott, is back in town for his yearly stay, making this his sixth October in Harvest Grove! Single ladies—try not to overwhelm the poor man with so many baked goods this year.

Sidney Tanner wants residents to know her Severed Head Succulents will be buy one, get one free before the countdown to midnight begins on October Eve. Since it's likely she'll be in jail at some point that night, please text her your orders.

Still seeking volunteers for various events around town: Someone to organize pumpkin carving night at the Gore House. An extra, bloody cheerleader for the yearly viewing of The Babysitter's Last Halloween. Costume will be provided. A brave soul to keep an eye on the Tanner girls this month.

We assume Ford will be volunteering for that last one, since he and Sidney are always joined at the hip when he's in town. A little bat tells me these October best friends will be heating things up in town this year.

Fasten your sheet belts, Harvest Grove! Let's hope when the clock strikes midnight on October 31, our dear Sidney won't be ghosted again . . .

Contains mature themes.