Thanks for Ruining My Life (Unabridged‪)‬

These guidelines, rules, and regulations should be deemed useless unless the context clearly states otherwise. The following list is a compilation of suggested actions you can execute to ruin your life. This is not a guarantee for complete destruction of your current social status, family affairs, and or friendships. Listener discretion is advised.

1. Live your life exactly how you want.

2. Disregard any advice or concern from family or friends.

3. Move far away from everyone you know.

4. Meet a mysterious stranger and let them into your home.

5. Chase after the stranger and enter a microcosm of your own making.

6. Revisit all the people you have wronged.

And remember: This audiobook is not about you.