Tijuana Donkey Showdown (Unabridged‪)‬

When ex-boxer turned strip club bouncer Reggie Levine is recruited to retrieve a Chinese crested terrier from a fleapit roadside zoo, where the ugly mutt has been mistaken for the Chupacabra, our hapless hero soon finds himself embroiled in a deadly criminal conspiracy involving neo-Nazi drug smugglers, a seedy used car salesman, a wannabe serial killer, an ornery Vietnam veteran, a badass veterinarian, a freakishly endowed adult entertainment donkey named Enrique, and, in an explosive cameo, Academy Award winner Nicolas Cage.

From Adam Howe, writer of One Tough Bastard and Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet, and the winner of Stephen King's On Writing contest, comes a hard-hitting slice of Southern pulp, '80s action, pop Americana, and pitch black comedy.