End Five: Crumbsnatcher

(NOTE: THIS IS A SCREENPLAY-FORMATTED DOCUMENT - CONTENT WARNING: LANGUAGE THROUGHOUT)
The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
The sky IS falling, but also the dead are rising from their graves, alien fleets are invading from space, and weaponized super-virus germ-cultures are rattling around loose in the backs of semi trucks.
But this is nothing new.
It's one goddamn thing after another, and it always has been. The world's always ending, somewhere, for someone...
Alex has lived with peril his whole life; it's made him tough, hardened. The world's a little darker, a little less friendly, and now he is too.
Surviving the day-to-day, the name of the game has always been 'Git Mine,' until all that's left to snatch is each other's crumbs.
Prepare to laugh yourselves into your graves!
Fuck you, this is...
CRUMBSNATCHER