FOURTEEN PAIRS OF SHOES

Why do I have so many pairs of shoes?  Who has that many shoes?  What style will I buy next?  When do you see a person with more than two shoes on?  Where does leather and rubber come from?  These questions will be answered in rash fashion.  Complete ignorance has led me to have 28 shoes.  I do not prefer to mix and match; much like when I was in third grade with two separate sneaker colors on.  Today is different; shoes are a statement…shoes are life blood; as well, as comfort flexions.