Spousal Abuse

His second wife has trouble fixing his special Bombay martini. A classic spousal abuse tale. The splash of vermouth is never correct. The garnish is wrong and the gin is from Baltimore.
A woman writes of her visit to the Head Hunters of Borneo
A man wants a cell phone in his casket. He fears the undertaker may cremate him too soon.
An alien civilization is in trouble. Their DNA is not stable. They buy humans to use their DNA to aid in saving their people.