How To Fail Epically in Hollywood

It’s a big break and a heartache on the same day for Alley Oz. The theft of her invaluable guitar sends this aspiring rock star on a Hollywood quest with her glam crew—including the hot guitar tech who is also her number one suspect. While dodging an array of sleazy producers, eccentric directors, and other general weirdos, Alley offers you, aspiring rock star or movie star or both, a cheeky guide to Hollywood stardom.


This debut novel by syndicated newspaper columnist Holiday Mathis shines with punchy humor through a sexy Hollywood haze in a fast-paced romp through the imagined life of one of the world’s most iconic guitars.