I a Grand Autobiography

My Story is full of paradoxes and parallelisms and trust me if you were in my shoes you would understand. Me calling this my story is itself a paradox since I personally did not write it or instructed the author to write it, but if I would have wrote it, this would be what I have written word by word, well maybe not word by word but pretty close to it. The purpose of this story is to tell you my story. A never ending story. A story that never began but has always been and has evolved and continues to evolve but will never end. It will be a short read for you but a never ending one for me. It is a story that you would like and dislike at the same time. Some of you might love and some might just dislike it. I will not use the word hate simply because that is just not part of my vocabulary. It is a story that might ring a bell.