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If I Die, Please Bring Cheesecake To My Funeral
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- 2,99 €
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- 2,99 €
Publisher Description
In an effort to get in shape and rid herself of the insidious muffin top, Donloree Hoffman puts down the cheesecake and picks up a gym membership. Join in the crazy misadventures as she fights the battle of the bulge and barely lives to tell about it.Learn important things like:- why ski lifts come equipped with safety bars- women weren’t created to breathe underwater- how to navigate a day in the office after forgetting your bra- what to do when everyone else is doing the pretzel handstand- zebras can be red and cream, not just black and white- how to avoid being swam over by a hoard of men- following the rules can help you avoid concussions