He Had a Thing for Virgins and Other Stories (Unabridged‪)‬

An old-fashioned vampire sucks at dating in the modern world. A downtrodden supervillain seeks revenge against the hero who ruined his life. A couple of sweet old ladies enjoy some delicious Earl Grey tea.

From action-packed tales of vengeance and adventure to sweet romance and awkward first dates, this curious collection of creative, comical, and cautionary tales will amuse and horrify you.