Irregular Verbs (Unabridged‪)‬

This romance tale will not delve too far into grammar rules, and it really has little to do with grammar. It really has to do with how we see the world and with true romance. 

A blogger blogs about his thoughts. His thoughts usually include her. Then one day, a professor comments on his blog, saying something about irregular verbs. The blogger becomes obsessed, thinking the professor is calling him an irregular verb and telling him that as such, he only has half a life. 

At first, the blogger thinks he's alone in the world, but slowly he realizes he, she, and their friends may be the majority, and that they may actually be the regular ones.