No Offense

The President of the United States wants to pursue a girl, but not just any girl, a minor. So what is a thirsty politician with no conscience or morals of any kind to do? Propose a law to make pursuing such young ladies legal, of course!

When the public learns about the pending piece of legislation, society begins to implode as celebrities of all sorts are painted as sexual predators who suddenly find themselves having to scramble to keep their secrets and careers intact. Meanwhile, women nationwide band together and support each other through a new social movement and POTUS remains stuck in his own head as it appears his fantasies may just become reality.

From the author of Population: One and Fifty Ways to Slay, No Offense is a pedal to the metal comedy that shows what happens when truth and speculation blur together and the inept are allowed to rule.