Something Big Has Been Here

As soon as Fred gets out of bed, his underwear goes on his head. His mother laughs, ""Don't put it there, a head's no place for underwear!"" But near his ears, above his brains, is where Fred's underwear remains.

I am digging a hole in the ceiling in order to gaze at the sky, I began at the end of September, I intend to be done by July.