The Bartender 3

This is an Apple Books audiobook narrated by a digital voice based on a human narrator.

Welcome back to The Crimson Petal, the bar where no one expects peace but everyone hopes to survive their drink. When ninja sisters Shi and Kuro take over management, the fights don't stop—they just get quieter, deadlier, and oddly poetic. Set in a galaxy where Klingons brawl, Vulcans sneer, Ferengi pitch products, and the koi fish hold grudges, this story unfolds through the dry, hilarious voice of Marla, a waitress who's seen it all and still shows up early for her shift. From accidental cults to one-finger takedowns, surprise monks to suspiciously beautiful bartenders, "The Bartender 3" is a wild, heartwarming ride through martial arts, mayhem, and masterfully made cocktails.

Whether you're a bounty hunter, a Sith with ego issues, or just someone who wandered in thinking it was a sushi joint, one thing's certain: The Crimson Petal will change you—possibly through a pressure point you didn't know you had.