Weird (Unabridged‪)‬

Josh thinks Fizz is dentally challenged and fluent in gibberish. Fizz thinks Josh is the Prince of Handsomeness. Doooom! Or is it? They're destined to work together at Marigolds Old People's Home - can Cupid's arrow strike among the Zimmer frames or is it all just too weird?

Throw in Josh's wacky mother with her goats on the sofa and Fizz's goddess-like big sis and one thing is certain: things will get a LOT weirder before they start making sense - and can the oldies really make their great escape... using tablespoons?

A hugely funny story about teenage friendships and relationships, for older children.