99 Ways to Be Unsuccessful in Life

This book will make you really laugh—but there is a deeper purpose to the satire. The quirky characters—the walking, breathing, supposedly normal individuals, portray what NOT TO DO in scenarios you will never forget.



People make thousands of choices in life—choices that can be mind-boggling. In these pages—with laughter—Individuals learn to stop sabotaging themselves and to enhance their life skills by avoiding the minefields of life that tempt and ensnare the naïve. Yes, the accounts herein are tales of the bizarre. Yes they are entertaining. Nevertheless, this is a guide book par excellence—an etiquette book turned on its head. It is a treasure come true that readers cannot put down.



While unbelievable, most incidents described in 99 Ways, and the outlandish rationalizations used to justify the choices are true.



This book helps polish the rough-edges in uncivil society—for good parody is a powerful antidote to ill-conceived impetuosity.