999 Bees in My Bonnet: A Collection of Irritating Irritants

Bill Linden's been a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king (not to mention gag writer for major comic strips and Chicago Sun Times art director!). He's been up and down and over and out, but he knows one thing: each time he finds himself flat on his face, Bill picks himself up and gets back in the race.

Bill's many adventures have taught him a lot—about what drives him nuts! He's excited to share, for your reading pleasure, 999 Bees in My Bonnet: A Collection of Irritating Irritants.

Whether it's the double-crossing staff at Traitor Joe’s, reptile dysfunction, "Northern" fried chicken, or seven-year jock itch, Bill's got a gripe to crack you up. There may be bees in his bonnet, but boy, are they makin' honey!