Abstinence Only

As a way to delay, if not prevent, the reporting of a robbery, two college students have been taped together, naked. She wants them to free themselves and avoid publicity because it might damage her post-graduate ambitions. He primarily wants to be freed from the awkward situation and is angered that Lori will not seek help when her friend arrives at the door and wishes to visit with her. To distract Jack as they continue their struggle for freedom, Lori commences a psychology discussion between the two psych majors. From Wilhem Reich to Witold Gombrowicz, Jack finally convinces Lori to make contact with her friend. But when her friend arrives to free them, a whole other issue presents itself.