AntiSeptic

Buckle up for a wild ride through Septic County.

Nosy neighbors mowing at dawn, jet-skiing ultra-orthodox religionists, rich summer tourists who treat locals like servants… welcome to Maura's new home.

Against all common sense, she left the city and moved full-time to this mad little resort town. What follows is a hilarious, painfully honest look at what happens when you finally ask the question we all avoid: How the hell did I end up here?

And worse… how do I get out?