Bad Days

Ever had a bad day?  Who hasn't?

Ever had a bad day that involved getting bested by a genetically enhanced toddler?  Probably.

Ever had a bad day that involved aliens wrecking a your big meth deal?  Probably.

Ever had a bad day that involved Hitler finding out your sleeping with his girlfriend?  Yeah, that's probably happened to you too.

If you've led that kind of life then this book is not for you.  You've already lived it!

Contains the stories The Assassin, Mexico Juice: A Tale of Alien Invasion, The Light, Stalin, and The Corrective Collective.