Bumper City

Join the residents of Bumper City in their many friendships and feuds, as they compete in pinball tournaments for all the marbles, endure water balloon assaults, and try to interpret their founder's parting message. It's all about surviving this game we call pinball, er, life.

"'Cause pinball, it's like life, right? You get sprung in to life without any say in the matter. You get bounced around. Maybe you almost buy it a few times but flip yourself back on the field. Sooner or later, you go down the drain and the game's over. That's life. I mean, it's pinball, but it's life. It's a, what do ya call it, a semaphore. You know what I mean?" -Johnny Freeze, Head Honcho

DANGER! This book contains double entendres that may have a highly corrupting influence on the weak mind. For crying out loud, do not read this book if you have a weak mind!