Crabs

They bring a world-wide end to violence, complete personal serenity, and total joy. Why not then allow an alien crustacean to burrow its spiny tentacle deep into your cerebellum?

Crabs is my personal rant against government schools who declare normal, active children to be "disordered" (as in ADD) and then dope them until they comply with "the program". Nice and tidy...and evil.