Cracked it Mate; The Memoirs of God‪.‬

Hiya, God here, yeah brah, it’s really me, the number one divinity; if there’s another than he’s a phoney.

So now the chores are done, well I’ve still got to take the bins out, but most of them are done, and I’m also done creating the universe, I thought it high time I sat and wrote my memoirs; all the celebs are doing it, and I’m the biggest, expect for Michael Jackson of course, who I’d like to quickly mention; sends his love.