Epic Death

The Hunt is on. Epic Death, Baby Doll Judah Stardust, and Peppermint White Ninja are pitted against each other to find who stole the prize for the biggest sports event of the season, the Race of the Ancients. The prize has been stolen under mysterious, and sadly not also sexy, circumstances. Official rules apply, and little else is followed closely.

Cirrhosis Induction, professional racer and retired gang-member; Sunshine Apocalypse, super model; Last Chance, technically a model but definitely a drug addict; and the most famous person in the known universe, Truckee Dumpstar are all looking for the culprit as well. Mostly because they are all implicated in the theft at some point, but let’s say it is altruism.

Running across multiple worlds, meals in zero-gee restaurants, robot duplicates, hyper-sexualized children, high-speed train crashes, flavor based interviews, and more are in store for our heroes and heroines. Oh, and there is that race that needs to be taken care of also. So get on that.