F****d On The Last Qantas Flight Out Of Sydney

Australia has been overrun by a plague of Melburnians, threatening the every way of life most Australians enjoy. NSW has taken the drastic measure of deporting everyone not born within the state, and Zygmunt is on the last Qantas flight out of Sydney, along with a very randy flight attendant...
"Dedicated to the Qantas staff expected to live without being paid"