Grade Inflation

Ricky's not doing too well academically in his final year in college.  In fact he's in danger of flunking out, and he really needs a better grade on Professor Bodkin's Eng. Lit. module.  But however is hot young football player Ricky, going to persuade cute young British Professor Bodkin to give him a better grade?  Well, he can think of one way, maybe...  And the Professor has some ideas himself.  Approximately 4500 words.