Green Card Warrior Parody

It’s November 1985 in Sydney, Australia. Two parents were at Doctor Orange’s chamber with their child. Doctor Orange recommended liver test to the child next morning. The child was diagnosed to have stage IV liver cancer, a rare type of childhood disease. Doctor Orange informed the parent, “Your baby’s liver is severely damaged and there is only 4% chance that he would live!” The parents bursted into tears. Doctor Orange patted the parents in back and said, “I would try my best to cure your son”. The American doctor could indeed cure the child. That child was me and it was my parents. I had experienced American ingeniousness first hand in my life. In fact, it was only because of Dr. Orange’s magic touch, I am alive today. I am also a bestselling author. Had I not migrated to USA, I could have been just an ordinary pizza delivery guy in a remote Sydney Suburb.