'Ho No

Will Lana and Carlene survive retirement from the 'ho life in peace? Or die trying?

After a successful career of high-class hooking, Lana never expected to end up without even a stingy pour of Eagle Rare bourbon to ease the pain. When her sugar daddy ends up dead, she finds herself penniless and is forced to seek out Carlene, former 'ho and ex-friend for help.

Struggling after the death of her husband and facing the loss of her respectable life, Carlene doesn't know what to do with herself. But she is willing to let bygones be bygones. When she receives a cryptic note and an urn of ashes from Meadow, the third member of their little threesome, the two decide to investigate.

Determined to follow their friend's final request, they set out to visit Meadow's last known address—Tuckahoe Inn, a retirement home for former ladies of the evening and a hotbed of intrigue. A debonaire Frenchman sweeps Lana off her feet. Carlene encounters their former pimp. As they struggle to find out what happened to Meadow, the two ex-'ho's must dodge the cartel, the DEA, the FBI, and sundry others.

Despite the danger, they realize that they picked up a few skills—as well as a few men—over the years. And that true friendship is the biggest mystery of all.

Join the hilarious hunt for answers as two over-the-hill hookers try to stay alive and honor their friend's last wish. Authors Laurel Houck and Cheryle Stack draw readers in with this unique coming of age fiction about life, friendship, and getting older.

What Readers are saying:

A gripping, laugh-out-loud story rich with street-smart characters, seductively strange 

personalities, and clever tricks (I mean twist) that will surely keep the reader guessing.

With Ho No, don't expect your typical happy ending—but nevertheless, brace yourself 

for one heck of a heart-pounding climax. —Susan Dines, Late Arrival