How Do I Survive This Sh*t‪?‬

Whether it's his story of driving a car that's on fire, crashing a rental sailboat into a super-tanker, trying to avoid a fight with a racist in a Salt Lake City bar, picking paint colors with a Hollywood star, or getting rescued off a mountaintop by firefighters only to be laughed at by his saviors, you will laugh your ass off reading all the many ways Zaron Burnett III answers the question: How Do I Survive This Sh*t?