Hu Achoo and His Evil Plot

A novel full of rampaging pirates and beautiful princesses, who find romance as they sail the world in search of buried treasure and multi-colored parrots. No, wait, that's another book the author is working on. The one you're reviewing now is almost as good. Really, it is.

In this one, our heroes tour the world, fighting an evil plot to take over the United States of America.

Trigger warning: this opus contains attempts at humor, best enjoyed on the sofa, with a pitcher of Martinis handy to ease your disappointment.