Jerry's

The West Yorkshire village of Throgley had absolutely nothing going for it, especially when compared to its illustrious neighbouring villages of Wormhole and Boggett. Then the village was bequeathed funds from a local multi-millionaire to build a public convenience in memory of his name. The lavatories, the Sir Jerrold Wainwright Memorial Public Convenience, immediately known affectionately, and appropriately given its function, as 'Jerry's', was quite magnificent. It was to bring riches to the village beyond its wildest dreams. It also brought, along with the riches, Jerry's commissionaire ex-Regimental Sergeant Major Horn. At which point things began to go pear-shaped.