Lizard People Got Me in My Demon Dreams with That Alien DNA‪!‬

Practically ripped from the headlines... Lizard people, demon dreams, and alien DNA!!!

I'm just your average gal, or at least I was, so what am I doing strapped to this table? Is this an alien ship? That would explain the Lizard Man... He says he's a scientist. No, wait, he says he's smarter than a scientist. Okay... But what's with that demon? And how'd he get into my dream? An alien, too? Oh, wow, this is getting really weird...

It's pretty hot, though. And it's definitely wild!