Scrape Your Lists, The Motorcycle Files

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Satire
A Motorcycle Manifesto

Forget rambling road memoirs. Scrape Your Lists delivers sharp, pointed takes on the riding life—told one brutal, humorous, truth-soaked bullet at a time.

A Funny, Reflective, Slightly Greasy Road Companion.
The riding experience unfiltered—itemized and idolized.

This isn't Mile After Mile on My Bike or How Two Wheels Saved Me—it's a roadside toolkit. Use it to tune your memories or map what's next.
Flip to any page, any time, and get a jolt of motorcycle wisdom, garage-floor trivia, or post-ride philosophy. One point will have you nodding. The next will make you laugh.
Born from coffee-fueled debates and late-night garage talk, this book collects over 150 road truths across 19 themed lists—a full-throttle blend of insight, irreverence, and JOY.

Ride hard. Think deep. Disagree loudly.
The Motorcycle Experience—Stripped Down and Punched Up