Short Short Stories of My Too Short Life‪.‬

Legendary adman Conley J. ‘CoonBoy’ Boyce takes you back to his roots, a white trash house trailer tethered to a bucket of sh** in the deep south. From his earliest years playing with his cousin’s testicles to heart wrenching remembrances of man-goat love, to his demise on Lake Como where he is to be cremated and dumped unceremoniously by George Clooney himself, CoonBoy’s stories are a cautionary tale for those who would whore at the feet of corporate America and expect much in return. It is a short, short story of the world too many of us find ourselves living in day to day, no matter which bucket we call home.

Me | Me and My Cousin’s Red Speckled Balls | Me and My Addiction | Me and Spinning Dead Babies | Me and Poor Tilly | Me and Barking Dogs | Me and Junior, Jr. | Me and God’s Creatures | Me and the Terrorists at Starbucks, Part 1 | Me and the Terrorists at Starbucks, Part 2 | Me and the Terrorists at Starbucks, Part 3 | Me in a Blue Moon | Me and Used Food | Me and the KKK and the Homecoming Queen | Me and Mr. Vice President of Kiss My Ass | Me and My Type | Me and the Man of My Dreams | Me and the Antichrist Conquer Walmart | Me and the Eternal Journey

Flash Fiction. A Great Airplane Read.

“Conley J. Boyce is a man with a grudge. Opie gone bad. Shucks, gosh, dang.” Moses Cobb