The Lists

This is a list of possible story, article, and report titles written between 1991 and 1997. It is childish, horrible, depraved, and unfortunate in every way, which probably explains several near fatalities during reading events. Do not read this aloud near people who are eating, drinking, or using heavy machinery. It contains humor both high and low, references scatological and intellectual, and at least three serious papers have been written using titles herein as their own.

This is not a good thing.

On the up-side, the Vac has been told that it's funny. It would suggest you make your own choice, but that would imply reading some of the list items - and the Vac isn't terribly sure that's a good plan.