Wedding Thrashers

Amy's getting married! Yes, that's right, after all this time, Amy is getting married. But wait…which Amy? Is it Amy Simms or that other Amy? You know the one I mean, Amy-the-ex, Amy Harlan, as in ex-wife of Derek Harlan who himself is currently Amy Simms' boyfriend? Wedding bells are ringing and necks are being wrung. Ouch, that's a bad pun, I know. And it just might end up being a bad day for a wedding. Sorry, Billy, but that's no Idol threat.

Amy's life is about to change forever and there just might be some till-death-do-us-parting when this pair of lovebirds goes to tie the knot at the altar of love and end up altering their own lives forever. Egrets, I've had a few…