“Where’s the Manure?”/Goofiest Sports Quotes of the 21st Century (so far‪)‬

Dave Roos has been collecting and collating this odd assortment of sports quotes since the turn of this century for his day job – OK, make that night job – as a sports copy editor for The Courier-Journal in Louisville, KY. They come from superstars, has-beens and hangers-on throughout the sports universe, proving you don't necessarily need crazy skills to say crazy things.