Don't Shoot: We Come in Peace (Unabridged‪)‬

Sheriff Mac must put his love interest on hold when KORN radio station is attacked by a UFO. Believers flock to the lake to witness another UFO attack. The media frenzy grows when Bigfoot is seen near the attack site. Can Mac solve the UFO and Bigfoot mysteries in time to save his relationship with Faith?

Plot twists with a farcical Hollywood climax. This book will tickle your innards. This social satire features a large cast of lovable hillbilly characters in the vein of Al Capp’s L’il Abner comic strip. There’s the beautiful Faith, Mac’s gorgeous yet innocent love interest; capitalist and Hillbilly Opry star Slim Carter; Harry and Dottie, proprietors of Sizzerbill’s; gigantic moonshiner Bubba; Moonbeam the crowd-pleasing lovable pig; and Elvis, Mac’s hound dog.

The dialog is packed with hillbillyisms that will make you smile like a cat eating cockleburs. There is also a large cast of reporters, like Karl Bumsteer and Dan Blather, professors, politicians, and Hollywood actors.Get your copy today. Whether you enjoy George Orwell’s Animal Farm or Garrison Keillor, you’ll love this lampoon about hillbillies, UFOs, Bigfoot, and the media. Go ahead, drink the moonshine today.