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Publisher Description

BONUS CONTENT! BONUS CONTENT! BONUS CONTENT!

Are men supposed to be fighters? Lovers? Hunter-gatherers? Fashionistas? Business gurus? Culinary experts? You’re wrong if you think one man can’t be a jack AND a master of all trades.

In this special audio edition of How To Be A Man, you’ll hear from the horsie’s mouth how to be a proper god amongst men. You’ll learn how to boss a job interview – remember, the eyes are the windows to the soul which is why you should avoid eye-contact at all costs. You don’t want them looking into your disgustingly dirty soul. I also share some chirpsing tekkers, such as my new style, ‘7 down, 1 up,’ where you viciously insult the lady seven times and then give her one compliment. And you’ll learn the importance of practising #SelfLove, like a true millennial man – there are two things I know about real men, they have curves and they cry. But I’m not giving you any more details than that, mate – you’ll have to buy the book.
 
I actually only managed to write 13,000 words so I’ve had to bulk the audio version up a bit with extra girthy content. You’re actually getting more for your money, mate! And the production quality is proper tonk, too – just ignore those voicemails. I didn’t mean to include those.  
 
So sit back, relax, light a candle. Get naked if you want to. Get the baby oil out – I don’t judge – and let my silky, smooth tones caress your eardrums.

About the author

Chabuddy G is a fictional character from the BAFTA winning show 'People Just Do Nothing.' The character is created and performed by Asim Chaudhry. Asim is a double BAFTA nominee and RTS Comedy Performance award winner. Chabuddy G is based on Asim's dad, uncles, and various friends he grew up with in Hounslow, West London. The self-titled 'Alan Brown Sugar' has become a fan favourite and somewhat of a cult character.

GENRE
Comedy
NARRATOR
CG
Chabuddy G
LENGTH
02:00
hr min
RELEASED
2018
November 1
PUBLISHER
HarperCollins
LANGUAGE
EN
English
SIZE
113.3
MB

Customer Reviews

Dkerr17 ,

Hilarious

If you love you the show then you’ll understand why this is funny. If you’ve never seen the show then you’ll probably be scratching your head and wondering what this guy is on. Just wish it was longer!

laurakins19 ,

Best audiobook I’ve owned in a long time

Hilarious from start to end, found myself laughing out loud a lot more than I expected. Also bought the hardback as a gift and it went down a treat. Nearly as good as peanut dust

adilhk84 ,

Haha

Actually love u mate

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