Let's Be Bad Guys (Unabridged‪)‬

Sex – Spaceships – Smashing Heads

Having finally scrounged up enough bits to get himself a ship, Bartholomew "Barty D" Duke is ready to launch himself and his main squeeze P’riti into a life of freedom and adventure.

Of course, nothing good comes easy in a dog-eat-dog galaxy, and before their thrilling interstellar adventure can so much as leave the ground, things start to go sidewise.

Kicking off a serial of galactic proportions, the first Let’s Be Bad Guys sees our heroes shooting, looting, and rooting their way to a better life among the stars in a universe that runs on as much game logic as it does blood, sex, and cold hard cash.