Life's Little Destruction Book: Boorish, Insensitive, and Socially Obnoxious Pointers for Leading a Simple, Self-Centered Life (Unabridged‪)‬

Subtitled "512 boorish, insensitive, and socially obnoxious pointers for leading a simple, self-centered life," this little book is a hilarious parody of the best seller with a similar name. Here are just a few of the gems contained within. Number 24: Give little kids clothes for their birthdays. Number 101: Argue with everybody. Number 326: Leave the alarm on when he doesn't have to get up. This guide is bound to bring at least 512 laughs.