Ship Happens: The Hap-Hazardous Journey of Life and How to Navigate Your-Sail-F Through It: Christopher Colombus, Book 1 (Unabridged‪)‬

Life is becoming more and more chaotic. Don't you think it's about time someone took ahold of the wheel and steered our crew to some less choppy waters? Have no fear, the hap-hazardous Christopher Colombus is here in an all new self-help comedy book to assist what ails you. 

From traveling in literal modes of transportation, to dealing with the complacency of now, to planning the unthinkable future, and literally everything in between, CC will advise you. No topic goes unbroached nor undiscussed. Ship Happens! But with a little help, ship's hopping, too.