A Guide to the Modern Highway Code

I purchased this book anticipating a mildly entertaining read for when I am, how shall I say, dropping a douce. What I discovered from it though is that it makes a fantastic paperweight. No longer do my many sheets of important documents blow away in the wind as it bellows through my house. No more am I desperately searching through all my folders of equally important documents for that certain piece of paper as they are all underneath this book.
I also noticed, by accident I must admit, that the sharp corners/edges make an exceptional shaving tool. My 'johnson' has never been smoother without the use of cream or moisturiser.
This book has proven to be a Swiss Army knife of the written word, congratulations. FIVE STARS

Truely great book well done Paul