A Prince for Little Red Riding Hood

Every time someone opens a storybook and reads the four magical words "Once upon a time," my granny gets eaten a few hours later. Boy, it sucks! I wish my tale had a cool ending, like Cindy and Briar-Rose got. Along with a castle and a dashing prince to marry.

Did you ever kiss a frog? No prince pops out of that, trust me, I've tried. Seventeen frogs, and nearly one warty toad—for nothing.

What I get is Jack, but alas, he's unsuitable for a romantic ending. The Wolf simply lacks the manners for that. And obviously, a crown. Because love only happens among royals in Fairyland.

Since royalty doesn't just rain from the sky, though, I'm going to build a prince trap tomorrow, and then I'll write my new ever after. It'll be soo good…

*cough* Hi, I'm Jack Wolf—yes, if Riley gets to say something here, so do I. ^^
And she better forget about this harebrained idea to elope with a royal. We're not going to rewrite anything. If she wants to make out with somebody, she can do it with me or no one.
Oh, and…it WILL be good.

Sorry for the cliffhanger!
The sequel, A WOLF IN HER WAY, is already available.