A Very Cryptid Christmas

This holiday season it's nice to be naughty. We've got some tales that are truly bawdy.

In the coldest months of the year, the hottest cryptids come with holiday cheer. Choose from our menu ala carte but remember—rendezvous with these beasts aren't for the faint of heart!

Want to get wet with a Waterhorse, kanoodle with Krampus, and seduce a Sasquatch or two?

Maybe get jiggy with the Jersey Devil, wrangle a Jackelope rancher, and snuggle a Squonk?

How about leaping on the Lizard man or zinging with a zlatorog?

Take a romp on the wild side with this series of sexy adventures guaranteed to satisfy your naughtiest, most forbidden fantasies. There's something for every she/he/they/them.

Can you handle the steam?