B.A.L.L.S‪.‬

George Smitherman has balls. That is to say, he works for B.A.L.L.S. The Bureau of Alien Landings, Life Forms and Sightings. B.A.L.L.S. is a government agency formed in the era of the Cold war, its glory days far behind it. Owing to government cutbacks, B.A.L.L.S. has been drained of all of its resources. It is now a sad sack of dysfunctional people, hanging around all day, doing nothing. But not George; he believes in other life forms and investigates alien claims with dogged determination.
The management of B.A.L.L.S. has been notified of a possible alien abduction case in Canada and sends their best man to investigate. George heads to Canada where he meets people stranger than any alien life form.
It seems Jim “Moose Knuckle” Jones has gone missing with a strange green goop covering his cabin. George meets the local constable, R.C.M.P. officer Clarice Lecter. She assists him in his investigation and George is more than grateful for the help. George’s meddling mother hopes Clarice becomes more than just his working partner. However, George discovers Clarice has many secrets too strange for any normal person.
The local Indian tribe tries to make George give up the investigation. Despite being threatened and assaulted, George has to figure out why the tribe wants him out of town.
From man eating black flies to the ill effects of too much moose meat, George may be in over his head in the great white north
One thing is for sure; George and his B.A.L.L.S. won’t just shrivel up and die until the truth comes to its thrilling climax.