Bertha The Accordion Cow (and other Carefully Crafted Crap‪)‬

Step into a world of exaggerated normality, absurdity, some may even call it madness. Skies the limit in BERTHA THE ACCORDION COW AND OTHER CAREFULLY CRAFTED CRAP).

"Bertha the Accordion Cow" takes you on a daytrip to a not so normal carnival attraction. "O.C.Detained" throws you into the mind of an unusual suspect. Hauntings and mischief occur in "Class 6" as an old lady deals with the ghoulish infestation. "PEMDAS" has a boy preaching the good word of equation solving to a girl desperate for help. And to wrap it all up in one nice little bow, "Dipless," the longest story in the bunch, takes you on one man's frantic journey for cheese dip, before it runs dry.

It's a hodgepodge of literary hoopla, it's a gangbang of ungodly nonsense, it's a collection of carefully crafted crap.