Break Out From the Lock Up

Ever wondered where the worse restaurant in the world is? I offer up one on the Big Island in Hawaii for your consideration. Is airport security these days a form of harassment? I think I have discovered the most subtle and cleverest Keep Our sign ever, or perhaps you know a better one? Changing trousers used to be easy, but not if you’re thinking of Cargo Pants. The sophisticated art of queue guessing requires some skill to get it right. What is the one thing the Volkswagen Polo does not need? It’s timing belt changed. Escaping from the town of Tekapo in the winter can be tricky. There may be several ways Shirley can make her house burglar proof but there is definitely one which will leave her locked out. Ten year old Marcus loves buttered chicken, and don’t try to trick him out of it. And other helpful tales.