Catatonic

.... weird narration.

The focus of some of the description comes across skeevy - as if the cat who narrates the story is perpetually horny for the female characters within the story. It’s unsettling. (Eg. The cat describes “long, magical fingers that caress my tummy with exquisite precision” - I get that cats like being stroked but that’s a bit weird, right? Especially after the cat goes out of his way to describe an old woman’s huge breasts and the way said old woman pushes her “huge thighs” together when she gets annoyed)
The cat also describes how his (female) owner always shuts down the (male) vet when he tries to flirt with her, and how the cat can’t work out how to persuade his owner that she should go out with the vet, when all mention of the vet up to that point has been about how his owner is obviously not interested. This is all in the first chapter by the way. It just feels creepy, as if it doesn’t matter how the owner feels because the cat likes the vet and thinks they need to date. I can already predict that the story is going to end with the owner magically falling in love with the vet, despite her previous objections. Meh.
If you can get passed the weird cat, the characters are amusing and the story is ok. You just have to get passed the cat. That’s a difficult thing to do...